Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Celebrity Big Brother is celeb ex central

The Celebrity Big Brother house is stuffed to the brim with celebrities' exes this year.

These contestants may have gained some recognition in their own right, but the fact remains that they are in the house because of their former relationships, or in Alex Reid's case, his on/off partner.

Do these people have no shame in thriving off someone else's glory? No, no they don't.

Glamour model Jordan's ex Dane Bowers and on/off boyf Alex Reid are both in the house because of their association with her. People thought there might be friction between the twosome, but they actually get on quite well.

At least Bowers and Reid have personalities, unlike Ekaterina Ivanova who famously broke up Ronnie Wood's marriage after stealing him from Jo Wood. She's so boring she makes pairing socks seem interesting. I'm glad she has been voted out.

Ivana Trump is the final ex in the house. Despite having wed again since her marriage to Donald Trump, she has retained his surname. For her kids? Possibly. For the money and fame this surname signifies? Probably.

The rest of this year's housemates are: nice but dim WAG Nicola T, Sisqo of the Thong Song fame, Bible bashing Baldwin brother Stephen, posh actress Stephanie Beacham, Hollywood hardman Vinnie Jones, Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss (VOTED OUT), rapper Lady Sovereign (VOTED OUT) and horny dance DJ Basshunter. Who do I want to win? Who cares!

Nevertheless, CBB is my guilty pleasure - don't judge me.

Book a ski holiday instead!

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